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there was a girl named Kelsey, a girl named Hailey, and a girl named Chantale. They where in a sail boat, and they went to an island. They talked to indians. one of them said: Go find ten fruit and stik them up your bum, if you lafe, make any sounds, or make any facial expresions, we will kill you and eat you. So Chantale went to get ten apples and at her 8th 1, she said ouch! so they killed her and 8 her . so Kelsey goes and gets ten cheries, and at her 9th one she lafed, so they killed her and 8 her, in heaven,Chantale said:you where so close why did you lafe?cause i saw Hailey comme with ten pine-apples!!!!!!!!!!!
There where 3 nunes and a priest, the first nune commes and says, lored fergive me, i got into a car accident and i killed 2 peaple.[priest]lored fergives you, now go and take a drink of the holy water. [me] then the second nune commes and says, lored fergive me, i ran over a cat and it was MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! [PRIEST] lored fergives you, now go and take a drink of the holy water.[me] and the thired nune commes and says, lored fergive me i pipied in the holy water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a bull dog a poodle and a chiwawa.
They saw a bautiful golden retriver. They all said i whant to go out whith her at the samme time.so she said well hwo ever makes the best sentence out of liver and chese gets to go out whith me. So the bull dog says i love liver and chese. the poodle says i hate liver and chese. and the chiwawa says liver alone, chese mine!!!!!
im tired of loling AHAHAHAH
